The candidates in a nutshell

Obama: devil spawn of Affirmative Action and The Peter Principle

Romney: devil spawn of George W. Bush and Barack Obama

Gary Johnson: devil spawn of every Libertarian candidate in recent memory and a miniature Republican

Jill Stein: devil spawn of Al Gore and a California condor

Virgil Goode: devil spawn of every “major” party

Rocky Anderson: devil spawn of a busybody and a nanny

My candidate? If you insist. I nominate Simon Jester. (You could look it up.)

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